Helllooooooo....anyone still out there? I know a few people must be as I have gotten some emails from you which ask the important question: Have you dropped off the face of the earth or what?
Well, not entirely, but almost. I've been putting more hours in at work. When not doing that, I've been trying to get a little nesting done or expending my energy sleeping. So two whole weeks have gone by! And I wasn't even posting that much before that! The good news is that I have lots of stuff stored up to share and will take the time to be a better correspondent.
Most recently, Sprout (and I, of course) were in Baltimore. We just got in a few hours ago. With this last flight -- which I am sure will be the last flight for awhile -- Sprout has now taken at least 10 flights in utero. I am disappointed to share, however, that there are no extra frequent flier miles for the baby. As a matter of fact, you really don't get anything extra if you are pregnant and flying. Today, for example, I ended up a "B" seat meaning me and my ever expanding hips were wedged in between two men with wide frames. When I checked my bags, I asked for help to switch seats. The agent was nice, but said that the gate agent would better be able to help. What the nice agent didn't know, though, is that the gate agent wasn't at the desk until right before boarding and only came on to say that the flight was fully booked so no one at all was going to get a break on upgrades or seat changes. I went up to him anyway and told him I was begging him for assistance in changing my seat to anything but a "B" seat. He said I was welcome to find someone to switch with. BOOOO to Delta Agent Jeff F. I'm writing Delta to let them know that I hope that good does not go around for Agent Jeff F. (Can anyone tell me exactly what Delta's new slogan means exactly? "Good goes around"? What is that supposed to sell me on anyway?) Look, I'm not asking to be treated like a princess and I stubbornly maintain my independent streak, but I was tired and uncomfortable and a little human kindness would have gone a long way. Surely the huge price tag on my ticket should buy me a half ounce of humanity, no? So, again, boo to Agent Jeff F.
But, being pregnant did get my some attention on the way to Baltimore. On the way to the gate, I stopped at the post office in the airport to mail some stuff for work. A TSA employee was in there waiting for a friend and decided he would like me to be his friend, too. Now, I really don't get a lot of men hitting on me. As a matter of fact, I have never attracted most men's flirtations, but for maybe the third time in as many months, it happened with this fellow. And, I want to note, it is perfectly clear I was pregnant. And married. I think the wedding band and t-shirt that said "Due in March" should have been obvious clues to either fact. Still, this man may have missed those clues. He said he name was "Delirious". I didn't ask him how it was spelled, but I did ask if his mama gave him that name. Apparently, yes. And he thought I had a cute face. I handled myself fine, though, and he was positively harmless and in a very public place, so please no emails on how I should have run screaming in the other direction. I just wonder, though...Why? Is Delirious the sort of man who just likes to talk to women and that's how he entertains himself? Or, does he actually hit on pregnant women? And, for what women pregnant or otherwise would his charms be appealing?
The trip was good and I'm glad I went. Everyone at the meeting was very kind about Sprout and impressed that I would leave home while pregnant. However, I missed my hubby, my dog and my own bed. Sleeping was very uncomfortable, but a lot of that has to do with Sprout. Sprout has been snuggling up against the right side of my rib cage for about 2 weeks, almost transverse. There is a big lump right under the right side of my rib cage, a lump which reminds me not to slouch. A bookend lump is just above the level where my belly button USED to be on my left side. Wow, the Sprout must be cozy in there. Not comfy for me, but that isn't really the point for him, I guess. Tomorrow we have another appointment with one of our midwives and I'll ask her if can tell me lump is the head and which lump is not the head. I tried to figure it out by reading some websites, but I'll rely more on the midwife than the internet. I have decided not to really complain about my new baby sash or baby belt, because if he was vertically oriented, I might be just as uncomfortable or moreso. It does, however, make me feel a tad bit bigger. I mean, I'm looking pretty big these days. And, it seems to facilitate these little "pops" in my back that entertain me, as I listen very carefully as Sprout might be trying to communicate in Morse code or something. It sounds a little like when you crack your knuckles or something. I wonder what Sprout might try to tell me. Maybe: send....more...ice...cream.
Final note for the evening: Two Fridays ago we went to the midwives'. We got to see Midwife Wendy though we were originally scheduled to see Midwife Judith. I wasn't disappointed, though, because secretly Midwife Wendy is my favorite. I just have found my visits with her more comfortable, even while I have the utmost trust and appreciation for both of the other midwives and would feel comfortable with any of them helping me in labor. Midwife Wendy is young, very talkative, funny and never makes me feel like I am asking weird questions or getting fat. Anyway, no major updates. My weight gain was very tiny and my blood pressure just the same as always--normal. Sprout's heart rate was in the 150's or so, which is a little faster than normal, but not much. There was some startling sound when she used the doppler device and she joked that Sprout must be yelling at her. Also, I think I must have a black mark on my permanent record from one of my recent visits when I asked a couple of long questions of Midwife Mary Jane. When I asked only 2 questions, Midwife Wendy said, "Those childbirth classes must have made a difference if you only have 2 questions this time." Uh-oh. They have put me down as one of THOSE mother-to-be's. Oh, and I did have the chance to ask about the last glucose tolerance test results. I knew that I had passed, but didn't know by how much. Apparently, all four of the blood draws were perfectly normal. In other words, I aced that test and you know how much I enjoy that.
Thanks again for comments and emails. I'll post tomorrow and continue to catch up on things!