Literalist

Yesterday we made a quick trip to our great local bookstore. I was really lucky and found a used copy of a book that I have been looking for. After buying the book for almost nothing and the kind bookseller put the book in a bag, I asked Mr. Toddler if he would carry the bag. This is pretty typical -- when we are out running errands, I give him small tasks that help keep him occupied. This limits interest in running into traffic or creating small property disturbances, both things that might reflect poorly on my maternal skills. Zeke says, "Sure" and takes the bag off the counter. He can be such an obedient kid.

Then, he stops for a moment, dumps the book out of the bag, and barrels towards the door with the bag. 

I'm thinking I should be more specific in my next request.